Jay-Z - 99 Problems Lyrics (2025)

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If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't oneI got the rap patrol on the gat patrolFoes that want ta make sure my casket's closedRap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"I'm from the hood, stupid?what type of facts are those?If you grew up with holes in your zapatosYou'd celebrate the minute you was having doughI'm like "F*ck critics" you can kiss my whole assholeIf you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward?Got beef with radio if I don't play they showThey don't play my hits, well, I don't give a shit, soRap mags try and use my black assSo advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckersI don't know what you take me asOr understand the intelligence that Jay-Z hasI'm from rags to riches, niggas I ain't dumbI got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit meNinety nine problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit meYear's '94 and my trunk is rawIn my rear view mirror is the motherfucking lawI got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm,Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floorNow I ain't trying to see no highway chase with JakePlus I got a few dollars I could fight the caseSo I, pull over to the side of the roadI heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real lowOr do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't knowAm I under arrest or should I guess some mo?"Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh"License and registration and step out of the car"Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers legit"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the backAnd I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?"Somebody important or something?"Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bitEnough that you won't illegally search my shit"Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit meNinety nine problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit meNinety nine problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit meNow once upon a time not too long agoA nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoThis is not a ho in the sense of having a pussyBut a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push meI tried to ignore 'em, talk to the LordPray for 'em, cause some fools just love to performYou know the type, loud as a motorbikeBut wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fightThe only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to clapping andHe and his boys goin' be yapping to the captainAnd there I go trapped in the Kit Kat againBack through the system with the riff raff againFiends on the floor scratching againPaparazzi's with they cameras, snapping themD.A. tried to give a nigga shaft againHalf a mil for bail cause I'm AfricanAll because this fool was harassing themTrying to play the boy like he's saccharineBut ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gunI got ninety nine problems being a bitch ain't one, hit meNinety nine problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit meNinety nine problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit meHaving girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got ninety nine problems and a bitch ain't oneYou're crazy for this one, Rick, it's your boy

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Written by: Tracy Lauren Marrow, Norman Landsberg, Felix Pappalardi, Rick Rubin, Leslie Weinstein, John Ventura, Shawn Carter, Alphonso Henderson, Felix A. Pappalardi, George Jr. Clinton, John Elis Ventura, Shawn Corey Carter, Tracey Lauren Marrow, Weinstein A. Leslie, William H. Squier

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